Yeah I saw a UFO. So what? You haven’t? Big deal.

Here’s a list of other things I’ve seen:

• Big Foot high on acid jamming with the Grateful Dead in downtown Cleveland
• Jesus with a mohawk
• Elijah
• The original Cleveland Steamer
• A time share in Atlantis
• A skinny in shape 53-year-old Elvis
• John Lennon’s evil twin

and

• The Jewish Easter bunny

You know what I haven’t seen? Weapons of mass destruction!