Nobody likes rejection but sometimes you have to face the facts, and the fact is that if you've fallen behind on your home payments, you are a complete failure as a human being. It's that simple. You don't deserve a home.

But you have to live somewhere. So I'm willing to give you another chance at my newly launched TRUMP CITY: Luxury tent living for the discriminating deadbeat.

Residents of TRUMP CITY enjoy will all the benefits of upscale living, without the actual amenities.  I'm a direct guy. I'm not pulling any punches here. I created TRUMP CITY for two simple reasons:

1. It feels good to do good. I know a lot of Americans are hurting right now -- even though it is their own fault. 

2. I need to harvest your organs so that I can live forever. TRUMP CITY residents agree to share with Donald J. Trump, essential anatomical structures and fluids to ensure my immortality on an as-needed basis as determined by appropriate medical and legal experts.

This really is a no-brainer. You're a loser who needs a place to live, and I need your vital life force. Let me help you to help me.