Yeah, I'm going to appear on Deal or No Deal. Deal with it! Get it? I re-used the word "deal." I'm really looking forward to it. For starters, I have lots of bald jokes that I used on Cheney that I can now use on Howie Mandel. Also, I think I know how to pick the cases so that I win at least a half-million.

And then there are the models. Do you think they can turn down a sitting President? Not every part of me is sitting.