Hello friends. You all may have seen the recent news about me asking Lindsay Lohan to pose naked for Playboy. If people want to see the young starlet as Marilyn partially naked, then they will definitely want to see her fully naked!

But I do want to make perfectly clear to you, my most loyal fans, a few important things. First, I don’t find Ms. Lohan particularly attractive in the least. Second, comparing Lindsay Lohan to Marilyn Monroe is like comparing a Bud Light to Dom Perignon ‘68 or a beat-down used jalopy to a Ferrari. Third, I have my reservations about how well the magazine will sell. I have seen the numerous shots of Ms. Lohan exiting her car without panties on, the hundreds of pictures of her exposed breasts and heard of the countless guys she has slept with.

You see folks, people don’t pay for what they can get for free. But heck, let’s take some pictures, sanitize the studio after she leaves and see if anyone on the planet has not seen this “lady” naked and wants to pay $7 for the honor.