My friend Eva recently married her boyfriend Tony in Paris. I would have been there but I’m really busy and stuff, working out and trying to get my body back to what it was when I did the “Boots are Made for Walking” video. Man was I hot or what?! Anyways, my bestie Ken was there to do her hair and said it was like a fairytale wedding and stuff. Which got me to thinking, is she lucky she got married on 7/7/07?
Will her dream marriage end in a blaze of glory, too? Not to be confused with that rad song by Jon Bon Jovi. What gives? I mean if they think they will have the luckiest of marriages because of the date they married on, well like, good luck y’all! I’m truly happy for you! But if you need a good divorce lawyer who will make sure that your ex-husband’s next knife-wielding skank of a girlfriend doesn’t collect your hard earned money from your edible makeup line , girl I’ve got his number.