There's a lot of important stuff going on in the world right now. But surely this headline grabbed your attention more than the others: "Jessica Simpson loves to be in love."
And who said all news is bad news!?
Many of you probably thought I just liked being in love, and others may have even thought I was indifferent towards love (rumors! AGH!). But the truth is out and everyone is talking about it.
If only everyone else in the news could catch my lovebug:
Bear Stuck In Jug Is Shot. Maybe if he loved the jug more it would have released him.

Bus Passenger Beheads Seat Mate. I've never ridden on public transportation before, but it seems like a better place to fall in love with a handsome stranger than to get killed!
Yes, It's a 44 pound cat. I don't know about love. But that is a huge fucking cat..

Links:
[1] http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20215967,00.html
[2] http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/07/30/stuck.bear.shot.ap/
[3] http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/07/31/canada.bus/index.html
[4] http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/unleashed/2008/07/meet-princess-c.html