Fox News you just made the list. I am so mad I can't even booyaah today. Ok maybe one, but just because Big Cram is all about keeping it real. A big Blow Me Booooooooyyyaaaahhhhh to Fox Buiness News.

For those loyal Cramericans who haven't heard the news, those douchebags over at Fox, in a pathetic attempt to try to increase their anemic ratings, are going after the Big Dog. That's right, they have a commercial attacking me, which for some reason my own freakin network aired. Take a gander here:

In this ad, they point out that my picks consistently under-perform the market. They mention how I said to buy Wachovia just before they went under. Fox even had the gall to bring up the fact that I told people to get out the market the day before it sky-rocketed 11%. Ok, that all may be true, but who calls a brother out like that?

Has Fox never heard of Man Law? You don't date your budy's ex-lady, and you don't call our the accurate incorrect stock picking of another dude on national TV! What a bunch of little bitches. What's next? Are they going to call my show too dumb for a sophisticated investor and too complicated for the average perso, which it is? Or will those roving band of sperm-burpers highlight how I get beat in the ratings by Paris Hilton's New BFF show on VH1?

So Fox Business News, you go on the List, and you will be dealt with in time. Don't worry Fox-atards you have plenty of company on the List. You join such huge toolboxes as mega-bitch Suze Orman, chode-smoker Ralph Nader and total wad-thumper John Stevens (he is this dude from my high school who everybody totally hated).