Gordon Ramsay’s newest blog entry just goes to show how mean and terrible celebrities can be when they are given the chance to speak their minds.
I, for one, never want to be a well-known celebrity. Most of the time, they are self-centered, mean, loudmouthed folks who have forgotten what it’s like to turn a 6-hour shift at Starbucks or pick up the fallen banners at a Bill Clinton rally.
It seems Gordon Ramsay is an attention whore. He has his own shows - more than one he’s had. And it looks like he can’t even make one show last.
Now, I want to address the rest of this blog directly to Gordon Ramsay. So, if you are not Gordon Ramsey, please avert your eyes:
Gordon,
About the email you sent me. I tried to reply, but I got an error message saying your address no longer existed. Did you send me an email and then cancel your account? Who does that?
I’m sorry my music wasn’t the sensual, earth-cooling, lovemaking soundtrack you were expecting. Frankly, I don’t know what you were expecting. To tell the truth, I don’t even know what half of my songs are about.
And to address what the last line of your email said - yes, I do wipe. I wipe thoroughly, and I use the sanitary wet-wipes that Minka keeps in the bathr0om.
Killin’ them softly,
John