My aides say there's a rap song about me. I have to admit I got excited. Finally the young people are on my side. This is just like when George Bush Sr. did that interview on MTV. That didn't hurt him, did it? Then I saw it:

Hmm. Maybe I'm out of touch but I've never heard of this guy. So I asked a young person. Sean Hannity is the youngest person I know. He hasn't heard of this rapper Greg Reese either.

And Greg Reese? Is that what these rappers are calling themselves now? What happened to names like Jam Master P? Or Puffy Shirt? Or Ice something? I thought all these guys were named Ice something. 

So I asked Sean to use a computer and see where this guy came from. He wrote a Barack Obama rap too. Thank you but no. I want someone who's on my side thank you very much. How about that 50 cent? Doesn't he wear band aids on his face? I can relate to that.