While factually true, this Celebrity Blend report is wrong. I’m not too old for naked pictures:

Katie’s younger boyfriend, Brooks Perlin, left a bunch of pictures of them on vacation, “accidentally” at a party, and now some idiot has picked them up and is trying to suck $1 million out of Katie, so that he doesn’t let them leak out.

Yes, these pictures exist, and yes, “some idiot” is trying to “suck” a million dollars out of me so the pics don’t “leak out.”

I get paid in Euros now, so a million dollars is chump change.

Besides, there’s nothing bad about the pictures–just me hanging out with underage boys, in various states of undress, with drug paraphernalia, sex toys, and a few hamsters. I’m sure everyone has pictures like these in a shoebox somewhere.

Oh, and a programming note: Tonight, I kicked off a week-long probe into “Generation RX,” about how kids are doing prescription drugs by the handful. Because of my field research on this story, I totally forgot that I interviewed Hillary Clinton. Probably for the best.