Hey guys, long time no blog, I know. This year been a little rough for me to say the least. I’ve decided to make a few changes in my life, so I’m gonna start with my catchphrase. As you may remember from previous blogs it was “whatevs,” but, you know, that just didn’t catch on the way I wanted it to, and I’m starting to think that I said a bit too much.
Like, when people we’re like, “Hey Lindsay you’re gonna fuck up your career if you keep doing drugs,” I said, “Whatevs.” “Lindsay you really shouldn’t be driving drunk.” “Whatevs.” “Lindsay, everyone can see your vagina.” “Whatevs.” I’m starting to think that if I had a more positive catchphrase I wouldn’t be in this mess. So after much deliberation I’ve decided to officially change my catchphrase to “Hells Yeah!” As in: “Hey Lindsay, are you ready to work again?” “Hells Yeah!” “Are you ready to straighten up your life and stay clean?” “Hells Yeah!” I’m lovin’ my new catchphrase already. I can feel the positivity pouring out of me every time I say it. “HELLS YEAH.” Just don’t ask me if I want any cocaine.