OMG! I am so embarrassed by those Vanity Fair pictures. These pictures were not my fault. Annie Leibovitz manipulated me! You cannot say no to that lesbian. I heard she put out a cigarette on Madonna’s titty tassels.
This is what Fraulein Leibovitz said:
"The photograph is a simple, classic portrait, shot with very little makeup, and I think it is very beautiful."
She was just trying to capture the carefree innocence of child pornography.
I know these pictures may not present me as the best role model for children but c’mon, I’m the first female Cyrus not to let a first cousin play with her boobs in four generations.
That has to count for something.