OMG! It's just a frickin' milk ad!!!! I swear. Everybody does milk ads! I think Dakota Fanning got dipped in chocolate milk for hers!

All right, so I got a rockin' bod! Sorry! The local franchise of Burkas'R'Us was closed and I had to wear a white T-shirt. I'm wearing a bra and everything even though Daddy threatened to play Achy Breaky Heart all the way home if I did.

So after 50,000 milk ads suddenly somebody noticed that the thin film of milk over the celebrity's mouth looks like somebody just performed a Lewinsky. And nobody noticed after Lance Bass' ad?

How come whenever I dip out of the news cycle sexy pictures of me somehow are mysteriously posted on the internet? I should probably just go ahead and cancel that shoot for Girls With Guns Magazine. Same with Lollypops and Pigtails Digest.