It was two and a half years ago that Elaine Sonnen, a mother from Idaho, discovered that her son RICHARD idolized the Columbine Killers and was planning a MASSACRE OF HIS OWN. But she saw the warning signs and did what any loving mother would do -- she RATTED HIM OUT.

Today, her son is on antidepressants and living alone instead of in some secret governmental dungeon. This is a MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE. I don't care if this Richard gets better, gets his own TV show and finally gives birth to twins like he's always been wishing -- when he wakes up every morning and looks himself in the mirror and he applies his blonde hair dye and stuffs his bra, THE RAGE WILL COME BACK. OH, IT WILL COME BACK, I PROMISE YOU THAT.

I mean, the boy created a hit list. You can get away with that these days? FINE. Here's MY hit list:

• You.
• Everyone you care about.

Oh! Quick! Someone! Send me to not-prison! Allow me to live of my own accord as if I hadn't done anything! Coddle me! LOVE ME, DAMN IT, LOVE ME!

WATCH YOUR BACK, FRIEND.