My ex, Nick Carter, went to the press last Tuesday and told reporters that he was over me and “bored with the sight of me.”
Um … Nick and I dated for, like, 7 months in 2003. Big whoop. I didn’t even know that we were exclusive until he got all teary eyed when I went down on his brother.
Over me, Nick? You weren’t over me when you stood outside my window for six hours singing Quit Playing Games with My Heart. I guess I really Showed You the Meaning of Being Lonely when I said “Bye, Bye, Bye.”
Oops, that last one was an N’Sync single, wasn’t it? I could never tell the difference between all of you guys anyway. The only reason we got together in the first place was because I thought it was Lance Bass in that bathroom stall. Wishful thinking, huh?
Tell Aaron to call me.