The wise Reverend Pat Robertson knows what’s at stake in this election:
The overriding issue before the American people is the defense of our population from the blood lust of Islamic terrorists.
Preach it, Pat! And trust me, America, this man knows about lust. He can look straight into a man’s heart and see that lust being pumped into every fiber of his being. So it’s no wonder that he endorsed me today for President. No one, and I mean NO ONE, has shown he knows more about lust than me. Three wives, people!
So that makes me the best candidate to out-lust those blood-horny terrorists. I’ll lust the Al Qaeda back to the stone ages! Yeah! Damn, I’ll even have two kids with Al Qaeda and then shamelessly parade around with other lusty terrorists!
You see, America, Pat Robertson understands that this is how the world works. You have to out-blood lust your enemy. And just as he understood that America merited the atrocity of 9/11 because of all our gays, abortionists, and Korean delis, he understands that America deserves me. The logic is infallible:
- America deserved 9/11.
- Rudy is 9/11.
- America deserves Rudy.
Thanks Pat! I lust you, too, man. Kisses.