Y’all ever wonder what happened to Dan Rather after he “retired” from CBS Evening News? Me neither. HA! For reals though, it seems that he’s been busy talking trash about my girl Katie Couric, claiming that she’s guilty of “dumbing it (the news) down, tarting it up.” Well Dan, I for one love tarts … J/K!!! HA!! I can’t help it, I love clowning around!! But really — on a more serious note, I have some advice for you, Katie: If you want to be a respected female news personality and not have sexist pigs implying that you are a whore, I suggest that you pack some heat and get your ass to the joint. Let me tell you, there is nothing like playing pretend to make people think you are just like them!