Well, well, looks like little miss Promises needs to crack open a dictionary.
Please, girl. You think you’re the only one on this planet with issues? In the early years of my career, I got turned down for a lot of jobs. Did you see me tipping back a few to deal with my troubles? You think I got this AMAZING by mistake? You think I was born like this?! You think I ride unicorns in the spellbound summer nights barebacked, my skin glittering like a polished amber gem-stone?!! Maybe I was, and maybe I do!
But the point is, nobody can help you honey, if you don’t help yourself. You know? If you’ve got a magic rabbit in your hat, no one can see it if you never take him out! It takes hard work to be Tyra Banks but you know what Linds? I wake up every morning. I’ve got problems sure, but I march myself to my dressing room and I look myself in my antique Tiffany mirror and I say: “Good morning! I love you! I think you are GREAT! What are you going to do to AMAZE me today?!” You know? And if I need to, I cry a few tears. THAT’S RIGHT I CRY!
I think maybe instead of raising another glass to her mouth, someone needs to raise a LOOKING GLASS to her FACE and say - ‘Hi, friend, it’s me, Lindsay. Sorry I let you down. I. LOVE. YOU!’
Links:
[1] http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2007-07-15-lohan-post-rehab_N.htm
[2] http://mw1.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/promise