Researchers have recently discovered a deer with one single horn in the center of its head. A unicorn!
Do you know what this means? If unicorns exist, this opens the door for so many more marvelous possibilities. I'm willing to bet the Sasquatch is alive and well. Maybe the Kraken is swimming in the ocean and just wants to make a friend. He thinks "I am the loneliest Kraken there is. So lonely. I just want one friend." The story has a happy ending when he finds a powerful Russian political leader who punches the him in the eardrum until he agrees to do Russia's bidding and swim undersea destroying all of America's submarines and battleships.
If these other creatures do not actually exist, at least I'm sure I can use this unicorn. The Unicorn is a mythical creature with healing powers. I just hope that I can have my scientists reverse the Unicorn healing power so it will instead have a hurting power that I can use on my enemies. One of my men asked me why I didn't just want to leave the unicorn alone and use the healing powers to help Russians. I promptly told him I would have him killed with unicorn rays as soon as the technology became available. He is going to live in fear until that day comes.
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