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I didn't want the slut vote anyway

By Rudy Giuliani

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Big deal, my daughter is supporting Barack Obama for president instead of her own father. People seem to think this is some kind of big blow to my image, but would I really want a slut like that voting for me anyway? And she is a slut, I mean, just look at her personal info. Under type of relationship she is looking for, Caroline listed “Random Play” and “Whatever I can get.”

Wow, so if getting Eiffel Towered by two Samoan ex-cons in a Denny’s parking lot is all you can get, then you would do it? Slut.

Ever hear of a steady relationship Caroline? Like the one me and my third wife have?

Unlike you, I’m not satisfied with “Whatever I can get.” I only want the votes of honest, patriotic Americans. No whiny firefighters, and no sluts.

By the way, congrats on getting into Harvard. I’m sure it was all due to Barack Obama.

8/7/2007 1:00 PM, New York
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