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The world's 2nd most popular Australian, just behind that coiffed revisionist historian, Murdoch owns News Corporation, which in turn owns MySpace, the New York Post, the Fox News Channel, the computer you're using, and probably the chair you're sitting on. The longtime Republican backer has recently gone green (via global warming consciousness) and spent green (via a Dow Jones takeover bid).

Viacom dios!

By Rupert Murdoch

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Associated Press

Hello Mates. This weekend I was catching up on my reading and grinning like a shot fox when I saw that my old nemesis Sumner Redstone was trying to give his daughter Shari the flick. Now I was mad as a cut snake when my sons James and Lachlan took issue with my leaving part of my empire to my new ankle biter.

8/6/2007 10:58 PM, New York
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Keeping up with the Bancrofts (as if that's hard)

By Rupert Murdoch

Bio & Blog

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Associated Press

Well mates, looks like I will get my way after all! I can’t understand why those Bancrofts didn’t realize from the beginning that I always get what I want … FIGJAM!

7/18/2007 9:46 PM, New York
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DOW wow wow yippee-yo yippee-yay

By Rupert Murdoch

Bio & Blog

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Associated Press
7/13/2007 1:17 AM, New York
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