I was watching CNN when the news broke about the mall shootings in Omaha. My first thought was, “Oh shit, them terrorists finally decided to make Homeland Security happy,” but as we know now, it ain’t terrorists we need to be afraid of. It’s standard-issue emo kids with firearm access.
This kid, Robert Hawkins, was a sorry-ass motherfucking excuse for a mass murderer. He killed only eight people before he offed himself–now what kind of a weak PG-13 body count is that? I walk into a crowded mall I ain’t coming out alive from, and you can bet your pimpled ass I’m taking out at least twice that. It ain’t worth my time unless I get NC-17. Might as well curl myself up in front of the TV and watch some ‘I Love Lucy’ reruns.
And motherfucker killed himself after getting fired from McDonald’s? Holy shit, you stupid-ass motherfucker, the time to kill yourself is when you get hired at McDonald’s. If you get fired from Mickey D’s, you best consider yourself a got-damn prodigy; it takes some mad skills to get fired from a place that’ll even hire retards.
Oh, and he had also just gotten his ass dumped by a bitch. Ain’t that about as fucking cliche as you can get? Fired from work, dumped by a chick, high school drop-out, living with a friend’s parents…. Of course this motherfucker was gonna shoot up a mall–he’d dropped out of high school and he wasn’t in college, so where else was he gonna go to drop a few bodies?
Next time some kid takes it into their fool head to blow away a bunch of strangers, it better be in fucking Times Square or some shit.
And another thing. Take a better got-damn picture. Look badass, you stupid fuck, not mildly perplexed. Shit.
hmmm:
feckineejit, you obviously have no common sense. it takes a person to pull the trigger of a gun to shoot someone. the gun isn't going to fire by itself.
12/7/2007 8:19 PMsammy jackson:
I'm tired of the muthafuckin' emo kids in this muthafuckin' columbine rerun!
12/7/2007 10:07 AMNurse:
I’m a school nurse & you wouldn’t believe how many of the “emo” kids cut. They call themselves “emo,” by the way. We’ve sent at least a dozen kids to the local psychiatric hospital for self-injury and suicidal ideation just during this school year. About 90% of those kids were self identified “emo” kids. I was pretty confused about the whole “emo” thing until one of the kids showed me the website http://whatisemo.bravehost.com/. Once I saw that site, I understand the issue much better; please take the time to view this and protect yourself and your loved ones.
4/13/2008 1:34 AMRonald Reagan:
They should make it so you have to exert about 80 pounds of force to pull the trigger of any firearm. That way weakling losers can't pull the trigger and will have to resort to crying to mommy instead of getting daddy's gun out of the closet while he's passed out drunk under the kitchen table.
9/1/2008 2:02 AMGeneral Petraeus:
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Anonymous:
it's a shame just becuase ppl wear clothing different and are labeld liek this and u hate them all for what 1 dumbass didi just cuz a "emo kid" A PERSON killed peopel don't mean they r all gunan go on a killing spree through a mall or school
7/23/2008 12:55 AMAnonymouse:
It's also a shame you can't spell. Learn how to spell, then organize your thoughts--that'll prevent you from resorting to fire-arms when you get older.
7/23/2008 1:02 AMMilander:
Fucking guy was a loser, thats the bottom line. Sure he topped a load of people but what the fuck... that's life in the States, deal with it.
He was a steaming emo too, thinking he could solve his problems with a gun and go out in a blaze of glory. You know what us Europeans think about this, I'll tell you - fucking great to read about some blood and gut shit on the news so we don't have to read about any more crap from the EU. That's it, end of. Please encourage these kinda people to buy more guns and shoot up some more schools and crap please. Seriously, we need some more interesting news.
I'm just glad I don't live there is all.
12/13/2007 10:33 PMgimme a. Break:
I'm not emo or anything but you really ARE using the word all wrong. How did trenchcoat mafia all of a sudden turn into emo kids? This kid is just a standard case of depression and loneliness. There's nothing "emo" about it. Other than he was "emo"tional. Same goes for the virginia kid. Let's call him gangster if we're gonna start labeling people all wrong. Or can he not be gangster cause he's a nerd and not black?
12/7/2007 11:00 PMgee:
mitch,
boo fuckin hoo if people would have treated the kid badly. i know your not justifying anything, but although the kid was a weird looking loser that probably got treated like shit, thats life. there are weirder, uglier people out there being treated worse that also have depression that don't go shooting up public places. The kid is a fucked up pussy ass bitch and there is nowhere else to pass the buck here. not the job, the girl, the parents, or the hard-asses that talked shit to him.
12/7/2007 11:35 PMEngin:
In a country where the president declares war just for oil, it's acceptable and reasonable for a 17 old drop-out to kill for boredom.
12/7/2007 1:37 PMmarcusmitchell:
Darci: I think Mr. Jackson was using his whole ass.
12/7/2007 10:39 PMMr. S'ghetti-O's:
Look, If you're gonna go out and off people like that. Don't off yourself, Keep going until law enforcement offs you. That's the badass way to do it. oh, and of course, trenchcoats are a must, shades'll help.
12/13/2007 3:36 PMspt48:
that was awesome sam you are the man
12/7/2007 3:52 PMAlex U.:
The food industry does it every fucking time, or the post office. I worked at mcdonalds once, and a "gourmet" hellhole. They are pretty much the same, one of them has more yelling than the other, but they both destroy your soul. I know a guy that was going to go to that mall, on that day, at that time, but he didn't get to go because a meeting he was in ran late. Corporate America saves the same people that it fucks up? I blame the parents.
12/7/2007 9:42 AMTHE.MAC.GOD:
Word.
12/7/2007 3:07 PMfrankXchange:
That was one of the best motherfucking pieces I've seen in a while (excuse my French). Hard to read SL Jackson and not want to use that word.
12/12/2007 2:54 AMI worked at a McDonalds when I was 15, doing close/opens. I was fired after about 4 months - slept right through a shift. It was like Animal House there. The manager and an assistant manger were over-the-top anal, with the Manager constantly preening over his 1978 Corvette and his handlebar moustache, while the ass-kissing, fat, pimply assistant was always looking for conspiracies in the workplace. The other assistant manger was one of the coolest guys I've ever met, and he took upon himself to get me laid by hooking me up with a very pretty slut (who introduced me to a 'bj' while we waited on her porch for her boyfriend (six years older) to arrive). Good times. Um, I don't anything with 'special sauce' anymore. I'm just saying.
Sam Jackson:
Fuck you, Doc Holiday. I got this going on. Get your head out of your ass, and you wouldn't have deaf ears.
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12/8/2007 6:47 AMGary:
Damn straight. Enjoyed the post . This stupid motherfucker wanted to be "famous". I hate to break it to all you massacring wannabes but outside of the columbine kids I don't recall the name of a single "famous" pathetic emo kid who wanted to go out with a "bang" beyond the two columbine pussies. Even the tragedy in Virginia - I don't recall what the kid's name was or what he looked like. Or the more recent kid in Finland or some cold fucking european place who shot some kids and a teacher. You ain't famous and you ain't cool if you kill some or even a lot of people. It's much more cool to get your shit together and do something interesting or original. Shit, like he mentions in the blog getting fired from McDonalds is cooler than telling me you shot up a MALL in Nebraska?
12/7/2007 10:21 AMJuicyFruit:
That's hilarious. Never really thought about it at the time, but damn, you're spot-on. "Look badass, you stupid fuck, not mildly perplexed" -Owned! What do you think about this god-damn ecomomy? We're getting fucked, that's what I think. hope your other shit is this funny.
1/22/2008 12:27 AMSam Jackson:
What kind of motherfucking conspiracies can you have at Mickey-D's, FrankX, and who wants to buy a Big Mac from some guy with a handlebar 'stache? On the other hand, if this poor motherfucker with the glasses and the gun had've had a cool assistant manager to get him laid, there might be a few more people digging on the roast beast this holiday season. And I feel you about that special sauce--it ain't all that special, when you get right down to it.
12/12/2007 3:11 AMMike_L:
Oh. "Fake" celebrity blogs. Fuck me. Well, I just wasted my time on some no name fucko. Well, at least my opinion of Sam Jackson is back to what it was before I read this blog.
12/8/2007 1:45 PMMitch:
Dude, all i'm saying is that we CAN stop this from happening. The ONLY way we can prevent things like this is by treating them like we'd like to be treated. Yes, there ARE others that are treated worse than this kid but who the hell knows if some rude comment like the ones your saying just absolutely pushed him over the edge. Just have some compassion. This kid has probably NEVER catched a break. Like i said, i absolutely hate what he did but man, i just can't help but feel sorry for the kid. I think of my lowest low in this life and i'm sure that was his EVERYDAY. All i'm saying is...just clean up your attitude. You just seem so full of hate.
12/8/2007 8:56 AMDarci:
learn what the word emo means before you go using it half ass.
12/7/2007 9:21 PMShocked:
Being from Omaha, this event shocked the hell out of me. I frequently shop in that mall. Who the fuck do you think you are saying more innocent people needed to be killed? I in fact know someone who talked to his father on the phone minutes before he was killed. How insensitive are you?
Also, how can you prevent this from happening when this kid had many opportunities for help and denied all of them. Not to mention he had plenty of mental disorders. Thanks for fulfilling his wishes for going down famous by posting this. I hope your insensitivity comes back to bite you in the ass someday.
But as long as you are getting a rise out of everyone else right?
12/30/2007 8:27 PMpwned:
fuckin pussy ass n00b bitch
12/7/2007 10:07 PMZoso:
This has got to be the best fucking post to grace the internet since the dawn of opinions.
Kudos to you. I'll buy your movies from now on.
12/7/2007 1:46 PMJames:
It isn't treating these kinds of kids poorly that's the problem - it's the opposite. Anybody who kills for the reason this kid did is obviously very self absorbed and being soft on them makes only makes them expect everything to be handed to them. Teenagers are treated like children too often now and most of them won't take any responsibility for themselves. If you think you're shit, you might be right, but then put some effort into fixing yourself up. Going out on a shooting spree because you're a depressed loser means you go out a depressed loser.
12/18/2007 6:18 PMMike_L:
Jesus, what a hateful rant. Way to make light of the suffering that this little prick inflicted upon the families of the victims.
In fact, your entire blog reeks of hatred and ignorance, a general detachment from any cause or injustice that does not suit your own personal agenda.
And don't pull your charity work out of your ass as a way to counter what I said. Charity among celebrities and big businesses is merely a way to favorably alter public image. Some of the biggest documented assholes in Hollywood give to charities.
And why the act of pretending your far less intelligent than you really are? Trying to reassure our brothers of lower intelligence that you are still one of them? Motherfucker, it sounds like you're hiding who you really are by emulating the characters you played in your gangsta roles.
In conclusion, here's a big FUCK YOU from me to you, you fake motherfucker. I only wish I could have the chance to say that to your face.
12/8/2007 9:08 AMDoc Holiday:
Samuel, what the fuck,
12/8/2007 6:33 AMWhat language are you speaking? You sound like a punk!!! I can only hope you are more educated than you sound. Of course sucking the Venezuela's Presidents Dick doesn't help my impression of who you are by any means. My FUCKING question to you is, Who the FUCK are you? I'm just about fed up with you and your hollywood cronies seat on the High Throne of Patronization. Why don't you quit raping, pilaging, and distorting reality for your own self serving greedy undeserving cause, and do something for the people of need!!! Otherwise your voice and those alike fall on DEAF EARS. FUCK OFF!!! Call me when you're ready to make a difference or just shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heidi Monroe:
Sam's the MAN! Good for you to say it as it is! This county has an epidemic of young people that want to be "famous", even if it means becoming "infamous" for something. Blame the media....they shouldn't even mention the perps names because THEY DON'T MATTER. The common thread is that most of these kids have exhibited some signs before the slaughter. Pay attention people!!!! Get them help!
12/7/2007 9:31 PMfeckineejit:
the argument that guns don't kill people, people kill people is bullshit. how else could this little weakliong pussy kill 8 people unless he had a gun?
12/7/2007 3:31 PMmitch:
What's sad is that if you saw this kid in the street you would probably treat him the same way you are right now. I'm not justifying what he did but i think it's hard asses like you that made this kid go crazy. You couldn't treat people much differently from the way you talk about these "emo" kids right here.
12/7/2007 11:03 PMRob:
Fucking fuckity fuck fuck, fucken fuckers fuck fucken.......fuck. fucken forgot what i was fucking gunna say,fuck it
12/8/2007 3:17 PMViktor:
Dear Sam Jackson,
1/10/2008 10:24 PMI wish you were my dad. What an awesome role model to have. So many people are so scared to just be themselves, but you just let the shit flow like water. I love that. A+
MJM:
Shocked: I don't think the point of the post was to encourage more death. I think the point was that the kid was a dumbass who failed to accomplish his own dreams--which, apparently, was the dream of killing a lot of people before offing himself.
It's a dream differed.
1/3/2008 1:56 AM