I’ll be the first motherfucker to admit that my hatred of Hillary Clinton has reached a pathological level, but this weekend the bitch actually made me laugh over the death of a motherfucking race horse. Someone best be pulling on that bitch’s reigns before she breaks both her got-damn ankles trying to overtake Big Brown Obama. Or better yet, you best make sure she runs herself into the ground.

This bitch is gonna run til she drops dead, like she’s Pheidippides or some shit. Thing is, Pheidippides had him a message to deliver. This bitch ain’t got no message; she’s just got a got-damn delusional belief that there ain’t one got-damn person on the planet more entitled to sit in the Oval Office than her and her intern-fucking, finger-waggling husband.

Y’all really think it’s a good fucking idea to let the Clintons back into the White House just after George Bush leaves it? Bush done fucked our shit up. We need a black man in the House to do the cleaning up after that white motherfucker, cause if it’s one thing you white people know, it’s that the best motherfucker to clean up white people’s messes is a well-paid black man. Hell, y’all used to not even pay us to do that cleaning shit and we were still better at it than you motherfuckers.

Hillary ain’t cleaned up after herself since she tossed out all her got-damn files 12 years ago.

And what is this “Nuclear Option” bullshit she keeps threatening the motherfucking Super Delegates with? Who the fuck talks about nuking Iran one week, then threatens to nuke her own got-damn political party the next, like they one and the motherfucking same? Is the bitch just saying insane shit all the time to keep us talking about her instead of talking about my man Obam? Y’all seriously want this bitch in office, using her faulty got-damn managerial style to fix the economy her fucking husband helped wreck in the first place? If so, motherfucker, then I suggest you ride that bitch a little harder and make got-damn sure she can’t walk by the time she gets to the Democratic Convention, cause the first got-damn thing she’s gonna do when she crosses that finish line behind Big Brown is make sure Man o’ War McCain wins the general election. She knows he ain’t serving but one term, and she’ll be able to race again in 2012.

And we all gonna be beating a dead horse for four got-damn years til she does it.