Y’all might remember the bullshit that went down a few months back between me and Jack Thompson. If you don’t, you’re a better got-damn person for it, because it turns out that Jack Thompson ain't no more useful than a drunk frat boy looking for a motherfucking pledge to haze.

I ain’t in the mood to go into a bio on Jack Thompson. If you’re needing it, google the motherfucker and keep a fucking bottle of Pepto handy.

What I am in the mood for is to go off on the motherfucker, and kick him while he’s as down and out as a hooker in Grand Theft Auto.

One way to put this shit is that Jack Thompson, Atto, found out yesterday the difference between psychosomatic symptoms and somatic symptoms. Motherfucker found out that blaming pretend bullets shot into pretend people ain’t got one got-damn thing to do with real violence going on in real societies. If the motherfucker had half a brain, he’d’ve known that. But the motherfucker had a pretend brain which was framed and placed over his desk in the form of his now useless got-damn law degree.

Another way to put this shit is that Jack Thompson is a fucking moron who ain’t worth half the motherfucking attention being paid to his scrawny ass. Instead of bitching about the bullshit that has some real got-damn impact, like wars, poverty and how society has a fucked-up need to watch "Two and a Half Men," he’s spent his life getting all pissed off at gamers doing fake things.

Jack, man, I guarantee you: if George W. Bush had spent some got-damn time killing fake people in fake games, that motherfucker never would’ve sent half my WoW clan to Iraq to kill some real got-damn people for fake got-damn reasons. And if GWB were a gamer, he might’ve played enough Sim City to know how to balance himself a real got-damn budget.

There’s plenty of shit to get pissed off about in the real world, you see what I’m saying? It don’t do nobody no got-damn good to start blaming all society's ills on made-up bullshit that everybody knows is made up. If there were something to that shit, I’d be blaming Perry got-damn Mason and "L.A. Law" for lawyers like Jack motherfucking Thompson. But I don't.

I blame people who don't get the difference between fake shit and real shit.