I want to talk about Eric got-damn Thompson. This Lance Bass-looking motherfucker sold guns not only to the Oldboy wannabe that shot up Virginia Tech, but also to the cracker that shot up Northern Illinois University. And what’s Eric got-damn Thompson got to say about the whole thing: “I’m still blown away by the coincidences.”
Well yeah, motherfucker. I’m just as stunned as you. You sell guns. People use guns to shoot people. What a got-damn coincidence that your guns were used to shoot some people. Not even Alanis Morissette could’ve seen that shit coming.