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Sarah Palin’s Blog

I've been swiftboated by Hockey Moms

By Sarah Palin

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Would ya look at that. I've been swiftboated. (Or is the past tense swiftbought?) Evelyn, Denise, Debbie and Patty you can count your lucky severed moose hoof that yours is coming...


9/15/2008 8:27 AM, Wasilla

Ted Turner:

Try swuft-boated.

9/15/2008 10:00 AM


you're near canada. how about swift-boot?

9/15/2008 9:01 PM

Elisabeth Hasselbeck:

You beautiful Sarah, unlike that wife of that Democratic nominee, that shall remain nameless. I wonder how they would say it in Russia, you should yell out your window one of those Russians might hear you.

9/16/2008 1:51 PM

Barbara Walters:

Sweetie, you have to do something of significance to get "swift-boated." Ask John Kerry, or John McCain, for that matter. Being mayor of Assfuck, Alaska does not qualify. Also, Charlie, fucking, Gibson? What the fuck, girlfriend! Were you that afraid I was going to ask you about your sex life? Are you a hermaphrodite, or something?

9/17/2008 5:22 PM

John Mayer:

Could someone please give me directions to Assfuck, Alaska? It sounds like just the place for me.

9/23/2008 2:52 PM

Ann Coulter:

Hey Walters, there is nothing wrong with being a hermaphrodite.

9/25/2008 8:50 AM