That Katie Couric person was not cool. Why did she have do all those questions? They tell me Thursday there might be some more. I certainly hope not but now I’ve got a secret weapon.
Two secret weapons:
But I can hear you saying, no one wants to see 44 year old boobies. Tell that to Janet Jackson. Some people were grossed out, but they all looked. And no one asked her about job creation.
Besides, have you seen the tops I’ve been wearing? The buttons look like they’re going to snap any minute. That builds curiosity. What’s in there? Is it good? Is it bad? Is it coming to pull us out of Iraq? We the people just gotta know. That’s in the Constitutions!
Add in the cold Alaskan weather and you’ve got a pair of fun bags that scream “Elect me!” I bet that Glen Ifill will be so stunned he’ll lose his stupid question cards. It is Glen, right?
So I hope you guys tune in for my prime time special. You know I'll be there. Big ups to my pit bulls! The ones in my shirt ;)
Al Gore:
Pulling out my boobs never worked for me but good luck with the gams
10/2/2008 3:43 PMHillary Clinton:
I suggested flashing my boobs during my debate with Obama. I still don't understand why all my advisers objected - loudly - to that strategy. I mean tactic. I've got great tits - ask Bill. On second thoughts, don't. He haven't let him touch them since he let that bitch smoke his cigar. You'd think he won't be smiling so much, wouldn't you?
10/2/2008 7:03 PMBarack Obama:
Wow how did i get stuck with that No Titty or Ass Havin, America Hatin Bitch Michelle?
10/3/2008 11:12 PMBill Clinton:
Sarah, I'll vote for your funbags.
10/6/2008 10:36 AM