Every good prime minister has a crowning legacy. While I am still in my first year of what I hope to be many as the prime minister of the most glorious country on Earth, I believe I have already attained my crowning legacy. The crown I speak of is a golden bejewelled crown that uses a mathematically-sophisticated multiple-slit system to ensure one size fits all. Yes, I am speaking of the illustrious Burger King Crown. After six long years with no sesame seeds on our buns, I have lured BK back to Japan. I believe my constituency will be telling their grandchildren of a wise and skillful prime minister who used his political clout to bring juicy flame-broiled Whoppers their way, right away to the citizens of Japan. Really, anything else I do in office will just be the honey-mustard sauce on the chicken tenders, so to speak.
Jeremy Troisi:
You know if Burger King truly wanted to be mathematically sophisticated with their ever famous crowns
7/16/2007 7:37 PMthey would have used a velcro system or other various scheme that would truly ensure an absolute
perfect fit on all above and beyond their current slit method. Although the slit method is indeed quite
masterful it is not absolutely precise. I believe to become the absolute supreme prime minister of Japan that
this pressing issue must come before the honey-mustard sauce for the chicken tenders.