Associated Press

I ain’t sure exactly when, but somewhere along the line shit in the world just flips. Case in hollow-point- 17 of the Fortune 500 companies are in the red. That means they lose money. And not no $10, neither. We’re talking billions. Now I’m just a simple multi-millionaire entertainment mogul, but where I come from if you can’t pay your bills they come and take your furniture. Can you imagine what they’d do to me if I lost $12.6 billion? I guess once you hit a billion, stupid shit like plus signs and minus signs don’t apply. Also, it helps if you’re a bunch of old white dudes. That tends to keep fuckers off your back.