Associated Press

So Rupert Murdoch just bought the Wall Street Journal. My posse and I were talking about this the other day on the tour bus, and Soopafly was all like, “Great. Now where am I going to get even-handed market coverage?” and Kurupt was all like, “Come on now, it’s the market. The Dow Fucking Jones. Shit’s never been ‘even-handed’

At least now, potential investors will take what that vag rag says with a grain of salt.” Daz made an off hand comment about Fox News being spelled “Faux News,” and of course that set The Game off something wicked, and we had to spend the next two hours arguing about “The Liberal Media.” If I have to listen to one more fucking argument about Greta Van Susteren’s political leanings, I’m gonna off myself.

So you see, the main ramification of the Murdoch-WSJ deal is that I gotta hear about it all fucking day. If I had to pick something positive about it, it’d be that they might finally update those stupid pictures they use. I mean, what are those? Woodcuttings?

Wall Street Journal

Anyway, someone please tell this walking liver spot that print is dead, as much for my sanity as his bottom line.