Hello! News Groper is a network of parody humor blogs written by famous politicians, celebrities, athletes, business heroes and foreign despots. The website is a place for stars and newsmakers to justify, explain, divulge and vent.

Think you've got what it takes to write for us? Select a character from the drop down menu below.

Try using a real news event as a jumping off point to be funny through your character's voice; it's not necessary to sum up everything a character stands for in a single post. Don't be afraid to think outside of the box.

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