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You're right Will Smith, Hitler had high thetan readings

By Tom Cruise

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You do NOT want to make Will Smith angry. That’s when he starts killing aliens. And if he doesn’t find any dog/beastie hybrids, he’ll probably move on to journalists who slander his good name. Don’t worry Will, Miami is cool with me! (LOL)

A reporter person printed that Will has such positive energy that he thinks everyone is essentially good! (Yes Will! Some people don’t realize how good they have it on this planet.)

The Fresh Prince (I loved that show! Carlton where did you go?!) went as far as to say Hitler was probably a decent guy that didn’t wake up in the morning saying, “Let me do the most evil thing I can do today.”

Will is right that Hitler didn’t say this when he awoke each morning. Firstly what Hitler did say was in German. And also, the message can be translated to mean “Hello world! Mrs. Marbles’ breath smells of portwine and Spanish cheeses.” The symbolic significance of this morning ritual is hotly debated in academic circles.

Some Jews even called for a boycott of Will’s great action-adventure films! Anger is understandable, but why put themselves through a second holocaust? Some chosen peoples I will never understand.

12/26/2007 4:43 PM, Hollywood
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