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Heath Ledger dies attempting to impede progress of Scientology

By Tom Cruise

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heathledger2.jpgLook, people are going to say, “Oh, we need to do an autopsy to determine how Heath Ledger died,” okay, but I don’t need to do an autopsy, because I know, you know? I know. And it’s … it’s once you know, you know, and you know that you’ll never not know, unless you never knew that you knew to begin with.

So here you have this person, this PTS, okay, named Heath Ledger. Heath. Ledger. This was a glib individual, and when they found his body, they also found prescription drugs. And, hey, I wish I could have been there, because I am the only one who could have helped, but I wasn’t. And… sometimes I just want to take my head, turn it upside down, and say “Yes!”

But, here’s the thing: it’s KRQ. Simple as that. Okay? It’s KRQ, and it’s doing what you know you have to do. And once you understand that, it is a blast. It’s a blast, and it’s just like zooooom! You know?! It’s like zap, zoink, ziggy doo!

1/23/2008 9:30 PM, New York
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Comments

Christopher Thompson:

KRQ = Kramatorsk, Russia?
God damn cultist.

1/24/2008 12:38 PM

kassad84:

Are you on drugs? lol!

2/15/2009 4:01 AM