I don’t judge people. I don’t do it. Even if you’re an SP and you’re completely ignorant and dangerous and you deserve to be quarantined and neutered, I’m not one to judge (although maybe I could be the one who neuters! I’m joking. Sort of.)

If there was an actor who everybody loved and admired – let’s call him Thomas – and I find out that Thomas married his current wife Katie after auditioning several other starlets first, and that these starlets were led to believe they were auditioning for a movie, and that Katie was Thomas’ fourth choice among his prospective brides, I wouldn’t judge Thomas for that; I would applaud him for his ingenuity.

And if I was a truly suppressive personality and I was considering publicizing Thomas’ personal affairs in a negative light, I might stop and remember that Thomas is a two time recipient of the Super Secret Omega-Unicorn Medallion for World Domination. I might then go rent Mission Impossible III and note how effortlessly Thomas destroys everything in his way that prevents him from being the master.

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