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Tom Cruise’s Blog

Announcing my new website of creepy self-worship

By Tom Cruise

Bio & Blog

Greetings friends. I only have a minute to check in; I’ve been busy working on my other website, Tomcruise.com. Have you had a chance to check it out? I made it for you, my fans! Yea! Yessss!! Alright!

To celebrate the 27 years since I began acting in movies, I’ve been spending hours and hours compiling close up pictures of my face for us to gaze upon. (You’re welcome!) I’m also thinking that, between the grandiose montage of my movies set to “Mission Impossible” music, and the endless glossy head shots of me making dramatic faces and flexing my biceps, there won’t be much left for you internet jokesters to poke fun at, will there?

If you haven’t already, stop by tomcruise.com and let me know what you’re favorite picture is!

6/2/2008 10:06 AM, Hollywood
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Comments

Pope Benedict XVI:

I liked all the ones where you were jumping off stuff.

6/2/2008 12:09 PM

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad:

Me too, then.

6/2/2008 3:06 PM

eagleapex:

I made a lolTom:

6/2/2008 1:15 PM

Oprah Winfrey:

All right... I am on Tom Cruise's site.

6/3/2008 11:28 AM

lokcba:

Que lindo estas de traje Tom.

mmmm

lokcba

6/23/2008 2:01 PM