You know this whole Dr. Drew thing with him saying I have a mental disease? It’s beneath me. Barely made it onto my radar. I’ve never even heard of this guy until now, and I simply don’t have time to worry about this kind of thing.

There are so many more important things to discuss, like… Did you know my cars are all indestructible? Bullet proof, bomb proof, resistant to most forms of extra-terrestrial attack. I’d like to see Dr. Drew try to take me out while I’m driving my armored Corvette, that fascist! Who is he to say that I was neglected as a child? If so many people love me now, doesn’t that prove I’m not someone who could ever be neglected? (Well doesn’t it, Dad??)

Obviously none of it is true – I just think it’s funny! Haha funny funny hahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! It’s funny that he thinks I would even listen to what he says. What, does he think I used to listen to Love Line every night? That for years I looked to him for advice? That I was constantly trying to muster the courage to call in but was afraid that Drew would judge me, until one night I finally called but immediately hung up when Adam Corrolla said I was on the air?

Or something?

(Photo courtesy of the1secondfilm via Flickr)