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Hugo Chavez funds social news aggregator FARK

By Tom Perkins

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We may not close every deal I work on at Kleiner Perkins, but it takes one mean sonofabitch to beat us. We first started talking to Fark founder Drew Curtis about funding his little link site in 2003 after their traffic started growing like a weed. Looks like I should have been more aggressive in closing it, because Hugo Chavez Venture Partners beat us to the punch. Hugo funded FARC in a $300 million series A round (for some reason as part of the deal they changed the “k” to a “c”).

One thing you have to understand about Hugo is he knows how to do PR. He told Mike Arrington and Owen Thomas he’d kill them if they wrote about this story (especially if they called it a sign of a “bubble”). Well I’m not afraid to blog whatever the hell I want. One thing I didn’t tell 60 Minutes is that my yacht, The Maltese Falcon, is armed to the teeth with cannons.

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Comments

shatter:

Wow Alex, really? We would never have known...

3/4/2008 6:32 PM

Brent:

Man, NOTHING gets past Alex, nothing!

3/4/2008 6:42 PM

Deadplant:

joe american
Posted March 4, 2008 at 1:44 pm | Permalink
alex encandar for President! america needs this kind of genius in the white house.

I know you're joking but wouldn't it really be nice to have a president who could recognize simple obvious things?

3/4/2008 7:55 PM

Chug:

Drew should be buying for everyone at the next Fark party

3/4/2008 7:10 PM

elaine bramblett:

Yeah, thanks for the heads up, Alex. Can you EVEN imagine the folks (or whatever) at Fark attempting to take over and run a nation? LOL all over the place!

3/4/2008 6:45 PM

Bill:

With that much money paid.. you would think Drew would make his part of UltraFark...

3/4/2008 6:21 PM

suzi b:

I am a late comer to 'so who is Tom Perkins anyway'? Watched 60 minutes. Biotech got my interest. Started to learn more about you - isn't the internet a great tool . . . sometimes. Would love to see you stick around another 74 - - as sharp as you are now! Check out Univera/Unigen. Biotech Science that will inspire you to more wonderful romps with your vibrant - ness. When I 'meet' someone with your spirit . . . just think the planet needs you to stick around a long while longer! Thanks for the inspiration.

6/1/2008 10:40 PM

Alex Encandar:

Hmm...well I suppose it's too late to play it off as a joke. Anyways, kinda hard to recognize sarcasm in text.

3/4/2008 9:07 PM

aLEX:

Alex, you can't cover for yourself. That was obviously not sarcasm. Because if it was, it was lame-o. And why is thsi site showing up all crazy on my browser?

3/4/2008 9:48 PM

Shattered:

Wow Shatter, I wouldn't have known twice...

3/4/2008 6:43 PM

joe american:

alex encandar for President! america needs this kind of genius in the white house.

3/4/2008 6:44 PM

S words please, Alex:

Sarcasm is hard to recognize in text, but at FARC you learn or die, Yankee cochinos!

3/4/2008 9:40 PM

Victor Cavazos:

Don't be so harsh. I mean any comments thread needs a newbie doing a thing like that to make the ball roll now and then.

With internet trends... wait...Bono writes on this site??? awesome!

3/4/2008 11:36 PM

Jon:

@aLEX, he wasnt trying to pass it off as sarcasm, he was saying that he made a mistake and that he didnt recognize the sarcastic article. Seems you ended up in the same kettle he was in, eh? makes the name choice appropriate I guess...

3/4/2008 11:31 PM

shatter:

Wow Alex, really? We had no idea....

3/4/2008 6:32 PM

Alex Encandar:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolutionary_Armed_Forces_of_Colombia

This is FARC, FARK the news site is not related to it in any way.

3/4/2008 6:26 PM

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