Awright, luvs. When a little bird told me about a new diet pill Alli that blocks enzymes that digest fat and the undigested fat is then excreted resulting in weight loss around three pounds more than conventional diet and exercise, I said: “Tell me more!” When I was told about the undesirable side effects (oily discharge, diarrhea and uncontrollable bowel movements) I said: “Sign me up!” At last, there’s a scare tactic to really stop American people from eating.