America you torment me. One minute I think I may finally love you, and the next minute I hate you from the bottom of my Russian heart. You created Iron Man. He is so awesome. Flying around in metal. Shooting rockets from out of his head.  Yet you did not elect David Archuletta your next American Idol. Why? How?

I love Archuletta because he is a youth of the old Soviet mold. When we found a child had a gift for gymnastics, we let her do nothing but gymnastics until she won a Gold medal in the Olympics. When we found a child who was gifted at tennis, there was nothing but tennis for that child from then on until he won Wimbledon. If we found a kid who was good at firing a rifle, we would have him fire nothing but rifles and then send him to America and have him assassinate John F. Kennedy.

America voted for the ragged David Cook rather than the smooth David Archuletta. I find this offensive. In the old Soviet, David Cook would have been forced to give up his singing at an early age becuase he was not born with a golden voice. Sure he worked hard to attain what he has now, but we would have seen his ability to work hard and placed him where he belongs -- in a factory that would have put his hard work to use. 

Should I take out my anger on David Cook himself and have one of my men poison one of his scarfs or his hair gel?  Or should I punish the American people for their stupidity? I find myself asking what would Iron Man do?