Many are talking of the recent censorship of political humor in Russia. I don’t really think it’s that big a deal. I actually love comedy. Come on guys, after all, I put this guy in charge…

Hilarious! I mean people are actually meeting with him and listening to what he has to say. I giggle whenever I think about it.

Anyway, there was an incident where a person spoke critically of me on television. When the show was rerun, people were raising a stink because they claim the man was digitally removed. Not true. I simply went back in time Terminator-style to destroy him at an early age. I found him playing kickball and bounced a jelly ball incredibly hard off of his head. That was that.

So please don’t jump to conclusions when there is a simple obvious explanation for why you don’t see the man on the re-run. Honestly though, I don’t really care if people make fun of me. Go ahead and take your best shot! You can be sure though if I find out anyone is writing a fake blog impersonating me that I will hunt them down, probably while wearing sunglasses and riding on a chopper and then terminate him.

- Putin Out!

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