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Who's the man, Robert Mugabe? I am.

By Will Smith

Robert Mugabe, let's get one thing straight right off the bat. I'm the man. You hear me?

A gallon of milk costs $24 billion dollars in your country. Milk in The United State of Will Smith is free because I love children and families and goodness.

Robert Mugabe, you're lucky I'm not in Zimbabwe right now because even with fake elections you wouldn't beat me. I could be President of the U.S. if I wanted and you can't even be the real president of some country nobody cares about.

I don't even have to swear in my rap songs! Ahhhhh!!! I'M THE MAN! I'M THE MAN!

BIG WILLIE STYLE!

7/9/2008 1:33 PM, Hollywood
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