Finally! Ricardo Montalban died at 88.
I'm still alive, old friend. You managed to impress everyone else with your silver mullet and your rubber chest. But like a poor marksman you kept missing the target.
I was the star of "Wrath of Khan". The star! And 25 years later, what does everyone talk about? "Oh, Ricardo was so good in that film. Spock had a great death scene. PIXAR worked on the Genesis sequence." What about me? I had to wear tiny little bifocals that made me look old. I had to give advice to Kirstie Alley. I had to tell George Takei he couldn't have his own ship.
I'm tired of getting pushed around. You'd think Leonard coming back to life in the next movie would make everyone forget he died. You'd think that tv show Ricardo did would make people forget he was in my movie. Well now he's gone. And soon Shatner's will be king of the mountain.
You're next, PIXAR.